06 septembre 2010
Experience..
You're not an Experienced Domme if:
...you think that a "crop" is this autumn's wheat harvest.
...you think a sub needs lettuce, tomato and pickles.
...you think your sub can stay underwater for weeks.
...you think that "edge play" is spitting over the side of a bridge.
...you think "topping" is what Dairy Queen puts on your banana split.
...you think that "surrender" is what happens when the Vice Squad breaks down your door for pandering.
...you think "nipple clamps" are plumber's tools.
...you think "orgasm" is the art of Japanese paper folding.
...you're a Dom who thinks that handcuffs come in only two styles: fur-lined and miniature key chain.
...you thinks that "blindfolding" is packing away your duck blind at the end of hunting season.
...you think that a "red bottom" is one of them there "foreign" beers.
...you think that "a paddling" is something you do when the trolling motor on your bass boat runs out of gas.
...you think a "cock ring" is a place for fighting chickens.
...you think that "boot worship" is one of those New-Age religions.
...you think "suspension" is something that holds up your pants.
...you think a "cat o' nine tails" is what your pet will give birth to if you live near a nuclear power plant.
...you think a "pillory" is something used to remove unsightly hair growth.
...you think "bondage" is a series of spy movies.
...you think a "ball gag" is a joke about sports.
...you think that a "rack" is a place to store your rifles.
...you think that "stocks" are something rich people invest in.
...you think that "fetish" is some kind of goat cheese.
...you think that "C&BT" is a place where you'd like to open a savings account.
...you think that "role playing" is something that you do at the craps table.
...you think "a scene" is having an argument in front of company.
...you think kink is a knot in your jewelry
...you think wax is only used on your car
...you think caning is used to repair chairs
...you think needles are for knitting
...you think a violet wand is used by your fairy god mother
...you think cross dressing means sharing clothes
...you think restraint helps you to keep your cool
...you think breath play is something you learn at cooking classes
...you think vacuum bed is to keep mosquitoes away
...you think heavy rubber is for winter tires
...you think that "figging" is harvesting a fruit.
...you think a "strap-on" is a parachute harness.
...you think S&M means sales and marketing
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22 mars 2010
Spring affair
Yesss spring is in the air !! So gentleman, let's have a bit of fresh air and take your skirt out of your wardrobe.
Believe me a skirt is very sexy for man, of course if you've been at ski all winter and don't forget : have a bit of gym to be able to take out your shirt this summer !
And for the one who would have a doubt, see english version of http://hommes.jupe-skirt.info/
Lady_DvL
11 mars 2010
Happiness
Happiness is in a blue sky, a warm roof over your head, a simple smile in a grey day, a singing bird on your balconny but most of all :
Happiness is to continue to desire what one possesses (St Augustin)
(In this case my red red ropes :-)
Lady_DvL
On a cold freezing hard day...
08 mars 2010
Woman's day
Today is woman's day, so dear men let's try to make yourself a little useful :-)
To all womens in the world a great wonderfull day and let's wish a little more sweetness, tenderness, equal rights and respect in this world as there is still a lot to do...
Lady_DvL
22 janvier 2010
tip for tits
If winter is not cold enough for your taste, here is the nipple bra. Wonder if they do same sort of thing for men ...
Lady_dvL
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12 janvier 2010
Happy new year
With beautiful snowy time all around us and with a lovely Chris De Burgh song, let me wish all of you a wonderful year 2010.
A lovely one, a crazy and kinky one as nicely pervert as it could be. And of course as warm and tender as possible to.
Live a great 2010
Lady_DvL
07 décembre 2009
So hard
I say : so hard to be a Lady sometime ...
05 décembre 2009
Beds are burning
Kofi Annan bring the musical petition at the Copenhague meeting starting this monday.
If you want to sign it and fight for climate justice, you either log into your youtbe account while looking at this video on youtube and click on suscribe or you can download the song free here on the website : http://www.timeforclimatejustice.org/
Every download is a signature, Please do relay this information
Lady_DvL
29 novembre 2009
Into sensuality
Into sensuality, even if the intro is in french, this is a great way of going trough winter and use sensuality aswell as sexuality and why not D/s play at the same time :-)
Nope sunshine, there is no explanation of massaging the sexual part, but I'm sure you can use your imagination, my is already working high level on it :-)
Lady_DvL
26 novembre 2009
Red you said ?
If you have no idea for present, there is always a solution...
Wich gives me some ideas of christmas decorations :o))
Lady_DvL
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